HWE- Weewilmeqk

Name: Weewilmeqk

Aliases: Weeq, That Motherfucking Leech

Factions: More information available at a later date. 

Status:  -Active

Alignment:  Chaotic Hostile

Rank: 3


Measurements:

Height: 6 meters

Length: 30 meters 

Weight: Moderate


Powers:
 
Normal:

  - Bite –Weewilmeqk’s thick triple spikes can punch through the toughest Kaiju hide and hold fast, to allow his barbed tongue to drill into the monster and drain their blood.

  - Intelligent – Weeq, despite all appearances and attitudes, is actually a very sly, cunning and intelligent Kaiju.  This allows him to feed on even the largest Kaiju without getting killed.

- Slicing Spines – The spikes and spines along his back and tail fin, despite being small, are razor sharp.  Even a casual flail of his tail will rip open a wound.


Special:

  - Venom – Weeqs bite carries an anti-coagulant that is hyper-magnified in potency.  Even after he lets go after feeding, the wound will continue to bleed.  Kaiju with weaker regeneration may simply bleed out.


Weaknesses: 

- Useless out of water – Take him from the water and he is a flailing tube of useless.  

- Arrogance – Weeq, despite being intelligent, is also horribly overconfident for a Kaiju of his size and power.  An otherwise routine feeding will often go awry because he stops to taunt and gets a face full of angry monster.

- Soft – For a Kaiju he is very easy to hurt.  He regenerates from most of it by feeding, but if he isn’t careful he takes a beating from even smaller monsters.


Personality: 

Weewilmeqk is an interesting and dangerous Kaiju.  He operates mainly by stealth and silence, approaching his prey, either along the shore or another Marine Kaiju, like a moving shadow before he strikes.   He is nearly impossible to remove before he is done feeding, as he tends to strike a place it would be hard to reach him, sinking his massively powerful jaw spikes in as far as they will go.  In a fair and balanced fight, he would lose instantly and he knows it, so he simply doesn’t fight fair.

Weeq is Hostile to most human beings and will eat them whole.  They are an easy snack for those times when he is unable to find actual prey, and he thinks it’s funny anyway.  If someone has foiled him before, however, he will appear almost fond of them, if your definition of “fond” is “taunts them every opportunity he gets but stops trying to eat them.”

Bio: 

Personal Report, Joan Bowman, May 15th, 2034, Entry #20. 

Some strange reports along the coast of Sothern California had our party returning to the place we observed the Marine Sows nearly two weeks prior.  Their numbers had suddenly swelled and the local Kaiju that had been eating them had vanished.  A few of their carcasses had actually washed ashore, with strange, deep puncture marks on their sides.  They looked like they had simply bleed to death, but the marks didn’t appear to be deep enough to cause a Kaiju to die in that manner.  Their regeneration should have prevented that easily.  And yet, there were three dead monsters that had all died from blood loss.

Personal Report, Joan Bowman, May 19th, 2034, Entry #21. 

Disturbing news this morning.  It seems a few people were reported missing after they went down to the coast last night to look at the Marine Sows.  There were no bodies left and the Sows were agitated but not harmed.  I don’t think the Sows are responsible, as I have put my entire hand into ones mouth and it seemed disgusted with my taste.  No bodies left means something either dragged them off or they were eaten.  Since it is hard to kidnap one person without being seen, I doubt a group of 10 would have simply been snatched by human assailants.

Personal Report, Joan Bowman, May 19th, 2034, Entry #22. 

Rhys went down to the coast by himself before anyone woke up this morning.   He sat there for an hour and he saw a long, dark shape in the water but it didn’t come near.  He took a few pictures and a video of it swimming around in lazy circles, frightening the Sows but not making any move to attack them.   It also made no move to attack him, either, which is baffling and also really fucking lucky considering that most Kaiju who would eat humans would be ecstatic to get a bite of him. 

“ Do you just not have any brains, Rhys?”

“What?  It didn’t even try yesterday, and you know if it wanted to it could have.”

“I know and you are still the stupidest and luckiest son of a bitch I have ever seen.  Just because it didn’t happen once doesn’t mean you should get any closer to the water than you already have.”  Joan sighed, completely and utterly baffled that anyone could reach adulthood with no common sense.

Rhys waved off her logic, as he was prone to doing, and went back to the lovely glowing sludge he had found floating in the water.  “I just want to grab a sample of this junk.  It might have something to do with whatever is going on.  I mean, look, the plants are absorbing it and the fish are eating the plants.  The Sows eat the fish AND the plants and everything else eats them.”  He leaned farther out over the water to grab some of the goo before the plants sucked it all up as they had been doing. 

Joan had to admit that that was very interesting and she wanted to see what that shit was herself, but monster potentially eating people = Not go near water.  This was a disaster just waiting to happen.

And then it did, curtesy of Rhys slipping and falling into the glowing, slimy water with a shout.

Sighing, Joan quickly reached over the side of the docks Rhys had been stretching over and helped pull him back up.

Mistake. 

The instant the glowing slime touched her skin it started to tingle and then burn, making her swear and scrub sand over her arm to remove it.  It was clear that Rhys was feeling the same thing only worse, as he started yelping and ripping off his soaked glowing clothes with no regard to her or anyone else that may be watching. 

She turned away quickly, retreating to the “safe distance” area they had cordoned off to grab him a towel, only to stop as she turned back to see a giant, towering thing leap out of the water and snap huge, red tusks shut at her, clearly frustrated that she was out of range.

“Oh fuck me, how the fuck do I miss someone who has their back turned?  Goddamnit!”  A gurgling, high pitched voice screeched in irritation, and it took her a few seconds to register that the Kaiju was speaking and she could understand it.  It was speaking English.

“Fucking fuck fuck, now I’m stuck in the goddamn sand and this naked skinny shitlord is right in my face.  Jesus put that thing away, why are you humans so ugly naked?” 

It was also apparently possessed of a lovely vocabulary.

“Uggggh, and you’re one of the smelly ones, too!  You smell like bacon and green shit.  Gross.  I’m fucking done with this place, all that’s left to munch on are you stupid smelly humans and these disgusting pigs.”  Flailing it’s fins, it finally flopped back into the water, where it glared at them, looking like a carnival tent from hell.  “Later fuckface, I’ll eat you next time.  Not you though, ginger, you stink.  And put some fucking clothes on, no one wants to see that shit!”  It slid under and disappeared out into deeper water, headed north.

Personal Report, Joan Bowman, May 21st, 2034, Entry #23. 

An investigation into the glowing green sludge revealed that it was diluted HSGH v 1.0, the now discontinued serum Manticore Inc. used to make their famous green chicken and infamous green pigs.  After it was found to be unstable in mammals, the company ordered the scientist in charge of the program, a one Elias Cook, to dispose of the rest of their stores of the rest of the v 1.0 serum, after his work on stabilizing it resulted in v 2.0, which was more stable and productive, and much less dangerous overall. 

It seems that he hired what he thought was a reputable Enigma disposal company to safely dispose of it, but he is rather disconnected from the world and sort of bizarrely trusting, and the group took his money and simply dumped the barrels of serum out into the coastal waters.  The resulting sludge was absorbed by the plant life, the fish and marine animals ate this plant life, and in turn these were eaten by the Kaiju of the area.  This one lamprey must have latched onto one of these Kaiju, and gotten a massive dose of Serum soaked Kaiju blood, growing and mutating into the thing we now have roaming the ocean.  This seems to be how the Marine Sows came to be as well, though how these mutated exactly is still being investigated.

Additional investigations are now being launched to try to find these idiots and hold them responsible for environmental tampering and the deaths of ten people. 

The natural Kaiju now have to migrate along the coast to avoid “Weewilmeqk,” so dubbed after a mythical leech.  His colors fit, at least.  He is under monitoring from Enigma powered aerial drones,  so Beach goers can be warned of his presence in the area.  The easiest way people have found to avoid being harmed, humorously enough, is not to avoid the beach but be nudists for the day instead.  He has the most bizarre aversion to naked humans, and is most dismayed when he tries to catch a snack and is confronted by hundreds of them at a time.

As a result, no one in California is bothered by nudity overmuch anymore.  They simply aren’t going to let some foul mouthed little fuck of a Kaiju ruin their fun.

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History: More information at a later date. 

Important Dates: 

May 20th, 2034: The first confirmed sighting of the mutated lamprey known as Weewilmeqk.

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Eyyyy, Weeq is a little fucker.

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